Pyjama Pants

Steven R. McQueen + His new love for life ruining

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Fabulous. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

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"Thinking of Plan B muddies up your chances of succeeding at Plan A." -  Charlie Day

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Anonymous said: I understand trying to make comics female friendly, but aren't you guys worried that you're going to lose your core audience which is male? In the X-books you've had more focus on the likes on these females like jean and kitty while it should be Cyclops who has been the star of the X-Men comics for years. What warrants these characters more page time than him? Jean and kitty are secondary characters. You guys listen too much to women bitching. They cause so much freakin drama in comicdom.



Wow.  you are the first person who I am kind of glad asked your question anonymously because I don’t want to know you.  

 as a reader of my work I want you to listen to me very carefully: you have major major issues. almost every line of your question reeks of complete misunderstanding of yourself as a man and of women in general.

 it’s okay to find yourself more interested in something than others, of course it is,  it’s okay to like Cyclops more than Jean Grey, but for you to draw the line at women characters not being interesting to you because you are a man or that you think I am being manipulated by some bitching women is really out there.

 and as a reader of the X-Men whose entire philosophy is about tolerance and understanding… you are missing the point.

Well played, Bendis.

someone cure me of my fattness and also my laziness. 


Is this girl actually me

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"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."


"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."


"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."


"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."



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"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"


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Ugh, woke up extra early (like 5.30AM!) to do some laundry and ride into work. Went to leave and pump up my tires before I left and air kept escaping every time I went to pull off the pump. I think the schrader valve is loose or broken, but I will have to spend some time tonight on it.   

I thought I was being good getting up early etc… Now I’m just angry. Grrr

how to go on a diet at work: 

Walk outside. 

Inhale raw sewer fumes because no one will actually fix the problem.